Microsoft SBD bCentral is run by monkeys
It has to be. What else could bring me out of temporary blogging retirement but the high level of frustration I feel towards several failed attempts at buying about $400 worth of services from Microsoft. I am TRYING TO GIVE THEM MONEY and after several attempts on different days, I continually get screwed on the very last page of the checkout process.
You f*&$ing IDIOTS! My beloved dead grandmother could run the company better than the current Microsoft primates can. And she barely spoke English!
I usually go to bat for Microsoft but this time I am REALLY POed at them.

[...] Microsoft has a broken system in one of their small business offerings. It’s been broken for months. Rather than say so on their website, they continue to waste people’s time. I waited and waited but the system is STILL broken. AAARGH!! [...]